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Ok... this will most probably be the most entertaining entry in my blog that you will ever find, and the best part is that you can actually learn and remember something, my mobile phone number.

So why is that so?

I have always wanted a number that people find it easy to remember (everyone else too wants this"feature"), but why? Since everyone already start to store all their contact numbers into their mobile, nowadays nobody can remember phone number of another(except maybe their spouse or house numbers).

So I always find it easier to remember phone number that can be spell into words. For eg. Phone number to contact and find out information about the island of sentosa will be 1800-sentosa(7368672). If you have no idea how this thing works.... you just take a look at your moile phone number, every number has a few letters, that is when you sms.... nevermind...forgot it, you will never get it...

Ok, for the rest of you who undrstand how this works(most likely because you sms too much).

I have found some words that assiociate with my mobile number, but they are just not very cute. Anyway, here it goes....

9-ASS-0-PAL

It does nothing to strengthen my self-esteem, it seem to say I've got nine ass, therefore zero pal.

PS: Not to be confuse with nine-ass-hole-pal or nine-ass-o-pal; if you type "O" instead of "0"(zero), you will end up a different number. Anyway also a different meaning to the phrase.

Well.... I hope you never forget my number again. (if you do, there is always the trusty contact list in your own mobile)

posted by Wui-Ping @ 4:30 PM Comments: 0

Male & Female drive-through ATM Procedures

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

posted by Wui-Ping @ 6:25 PM Comments: 0

Revelation on 1 Cor 12

Verse 3 - All who proclaim the name of Jesus and say that He is Lord is prompt by the Holy Spirit. So even if a new comer who never knew God, he is open to the prompting of the Holy spirit as soon as he start to sing praise and worship song with us in church. As he is 'unknowingly' proclaim the Lordship of Jesus, the Holy Spirit will start a work in him to stir and to prompt him.

Verse 9 - Faith is a gift, but why did the Bible also mention that we aare all given a measure of faith from the time we receive christ. This part is of a higher kind or a different kind of faith here.
We all know that God will always come through, he is never late. But how many time do we have the faith to believe that and to declare that, I believe that is the kind of faith mention here. To know that He will come true and to boldly declare so even though the natural situation seem unfavourable.

Verse 16 - And if the ear should say, "Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body," it would not for that reason cease to be part of the body.

The person who choose not to cooperate with the body of christ will nonetheless still be in that body, though I know we try hard to get rid of this people that bring division to the body of Christ, as long as he/she believe in God, he/she will continue to be a part of the body and will just hinder the move of God in that local church body. We cannot get rid of them, we either live with the handicap or we must try to heal it, to speak healing to the soul of that person, so he/she can function.

Verse 18 - God had arrange for each individual to be in each part of the body of christ or the local church. So it is rightly place into the 'correct' department of the church. Don't complaim that your worship leader doesn't know what he/she is doing, he/she is place there by God as God think that he/she is suitable in that position to function well. God will not place the foot in the hand position to function.

1 Cor 13

Verse 1-2 - Can I do great things for God without love? Most certainly I can. God doesn't take away the gift and miracle and healing and anointing and power because one have no love for the people, but it will be nothing.

No need to argue with me regarding the revelation I have. I believe the bible is living, that mean there can be different ways to look at the same verse, and all can be right.

For eg. The eyes is use to see <-interpretation of eyes. If I say the eyes is use to give life to the face, am I wrong? I just see it from a different angle, it can be right.

posted by Wui-Ping @ 3:49 AM Comments: 0

It seem to be so funny all the time I receive news about my church CHC from others.

Just the other day my sister-in-law was asking my wife if the reason for CHC to move to Expo in Dec is because of our jurong building structure that is unsound, that's what she heard.

Hmm... so why wait until Dec if that is the case? Why are we still using Jurong now till then? Why are the chinese church, dialect church and every other service still going to continue to use that place.

posted by Wui-Ping @ 1:22 AM Comments: 0