Friday, May 20, 2005

I want to learn how to sing this song. 這樣可以臭屁一下下。。。

少年狂想曲
作詞：黃舒駿 作曲：黃舒駿

為什麼我會這麼聰明
為什麼我竟然什麼都行
有種強烈的預感常在我心裡
成為偉人好像命中註定
天生麗質難自棄
有時候想起自己就蠻感動的
自古英雄多寂寞
難怪他們都故意看不起我
總是莫名其妙對我搖頭
年紀太小，懂得太多
苦悶太久，內傷很重
胸懷大志，但有點懶惰

我要沉的住氣
莊敬自強,處變不驚
我要趁他們發現我的厲害之前
再偷偷努力
我要沉得住氣
不可以得意忘形
總有一天我要他們所有人跌破眼鏡
都跌破眼鏡

我要精通數學、物理
將來拿個諾貝爾獎學金（咦？）
還有英文一定要流利到嚇死你
我還要多唸哲學、歷史、社會、經濟、政治、法律、心裡、健康教育
以後才能在電視上和別人罵來罵去
四書五經不可忘記
多背一些優美的詩句
多看電視還要多背書名
沒事就研究星座、算命
和女生約會無往不利
想到這裡我就暗中竊喜

除了這些我還不放心
要熱愛藝術，要拜師學藝
琴、棋、書、畫、唱歌、跳舞都要練習
還好！我喜歡上體育
有些運動千萬要熟悉
籃球、網球，尤其高爾夫球最引人注意
當這些通通學會就要開始學習謙虛
表現悲天憫人的胸襟
把握短短的青春
學習如何去愛一個人
這樣才算最美的人生
哇！無窮的信心
多完美的人品
我要趁他們發現我的厲害之前
再繼續努力！
能者多勞，天經地義
不管他們冷言冷語
總有一天我要他們所有人跌破眼鏡
都跌破眼鏡

posted by Wui-Ping @ 4:08 AM Comments: 0

Friday, May 13, 2005

Some chinese song lyrics for you, remember to go to view/encoding/chinese traditional to read the chinese character below. It's by this not popular band called 旺福, but their songs are simply refreshing, I believe I mention before. Look at this song, ok... some words have to be pronounce in hokkien, else it doesn't make sense. Basically they are using our human butt to describe peaches, cause they look really similiar. Amazing lyrics huh... :))


水蜜桃輓歌
曲：小民 詞：小民 編：旺福

屁股型的外表 但是說起味道
絕對不是屁股周圍的那種塞八味道

薄紗般的外表 絕對不是蒜頭
看起來就像是太陽曬的太過頭然後脫皮

我就是 那那那那 蜜桃 成熟的蜜桃 滿臉都是毛
傳說中 的的的的 仙桃 不是愛福好 吃了屎袂落
我就是 水水水水 蜜桃我不是菜頭 也不是櫻桃
外表像 咖咖咖咖 咖噌 咖噌的外表 但沒有塞的味道

You can go to http://www.kd68.com/html2.0/special/3695.htm to listen to the song online for free.

posted by Wui-Ping @ 4:20 AM Comments: 0

Thursday, May 12, 2005

I open my guitar case and found that the top coating of my guitar is filled with cracks, just like a piece of land that has not rain for years and it's totally dried up.

But how can it happen to me? To my guitar in SINGAPORE where it's extremely humid.

Nevermind, I took my guitar and start playing just to realize that the neck is totally crush and starting to break, as well as my heart; and you can see the water that is inside causing the wood to rot and causing the wooden neck to give way.... How can it be the top coating is cracking due to dryness and the neck is too wet and the wooden part destroyed? Ok, I give up. S$1000 down the drain. Argh....

Hmm... why am I suddenly on my bed? Where is my guitar? Why am I in my room? Oh... that was a dream... hmm... what kind of stupid dream was that?

posted by Wui-Ping @ 5:04 PM Comments: 0